Thursday 30 October 2008

Excuse me, what time is it now?



"Excuse me, what time is it now?" This' one of the toughest questions I have ever been asked. Yeah, that's especially true when we haven't invent watches or clocks on this lovely Planet, yet. Well, it's no longer an issue any more. After days and days of hard working, our R&D team (in fact it's a complex computational matrix installed in our only-PC on the planet) has finally invented a creative device to show the flow of time on Nekotopia. And it is my pleasure to announce to you this advanced time-measuring machines called PeriodMeter 1.0!!


Ever heard of sundial (on Earth)? Our PeriodMeter 1.0 does the same, but with more innovative and attractive features! Sundial measures time by shadow under sun-light, our PeriodMeter 1.0 shows different period on Nekotopia by tracking the rotation of the planet! That's cool, isn't it? By tracing the rotational angle, the meter will scroll itself simutaneously and shows you the current period of the day ! Rather than using shadow as an indicator like sundial, the meter actually demonstrates with well-drawn pictures for ease of understanding as well. Hopefully we can teach our children, if any on Nekotopia, about the concept of time much easier!



(click for better viewing)


I was thinking to show you the blue print of the design, yet I am afraid it is too difficult for far-Earth-inhabitant to understand our great intelligence, I have attached an instruction of using the PeriodMeter 1.0 for you instead.


The product is currently on-sale on Nekotopia, you may come along to the R&D HQ, simply the only-building with electrical wire connected, and get one for yourself and your famiily. Anyhow, currently we do not accept order from the far-Earth. I know there are quite a numbers of mailing services, like DHL, Fedex, or whatever-you-name-it, on Earth, you should better seek for their assistance in getting this product if you really want it.

Oh one more thing, the meter shows the period on Nekotopia only. Not the far-Earth. Sorry for my dearest far-Earth friends.


Cheers.
Your Almighty Creator from the Helpful Customer Service

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